Bjorn

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My jacket has a pocket specifically designed to hold a cell phone... but the pocket is too small for modern smart-phones, or even the huge feature-phones. It wants one of those one-piece Nokias.

My old laptop case had a special pocket for cell phones... but it was too large for the 1990s phones, those things would just fall out. It would've been perfectly sized for modern smart phones.

It's a weird world.
Bjorn

Holy crap, this future we live in....

This just came in on my phone.
EMERGENCY ALERT
AMBER Alert

Florence, KY AMBER Alert: LIC/[redacted by Rafferty] (KY) 2001 Blue Volkswagen Passat 4 door

Florence is about 30 minutes away. And what am I supposed to do if I see this car? Call in and report it? Attack the car with my handgun because I feel threatened? Are these alerts only for missing children, or do these alerts apply for other things? Do I need to know?

I don't get storm warnings on my phone, but I get this stuff. It's weird.
Bjorn

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I've got some problems with Adobe Acrobat. (Surprise!) If a font isn't exactly perfect, the export either fails or has other craziness. Could use help either with Acrobat XI distiling or with fonts. Any advice? Thanks in advance.